Saturday, March 29, 2008

No green card needed



I know that we can't be alone
to think this we'd be ever so pompous
West of the moon, South of Cancun
I"ll bet they travel without a compass
.

What makes them all so gosh darn choosy
must I be driving a pick up truck
Perhaps I need a wife named Pearl
or maybe it's just plain 'ole luck
.

I'd gladly take them to my leader
all they'd have to do is ask
I'd even undergo some testing
don't they think I'm up for the task?
.

I could make millions selling my story
if they would let me snap some pics
All they'd have to do is pose
not perform strange farout tricks
.

Aside from the money and front page press
I think that this would be so rad
To end up with a martian penpal
would as they say it, be oh so "bad"
.

So if you know an alien or two
you just might want to steer them my way
because I know I'd love to meet them
and also sure I'd make their day!

28 comments:

paisley said...

you want aliens as bad i as i want ghosts... huh uh no... i think desire disqualifies one from such activities... bummer....

Granny Smith said...

What fun! A delightful light-hearted take on the prompt!

anthonynorth said...

Your blog abducted me for a moment while I read that :-)

keith hillman said...

I want then to take me to their leader. He can't be any worse than ours here in lil' 'ole England.

sister AE said...

hee-hee! I like it.

tumblewords said...

do you ever wonder if 'they' are connected to our internet? Grin...fun post, for sure!

Wine-dark Sea said...

so right - yes...

WDS

Amarettogirl said...

What great fun this was!! i enjoyed it so much I reread it a couple of times!!! Great pic too!!! I want to show this one to my hubby - so he can smile!

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