Sunday, June 26, 2011

Mistaken identity

A fellow was playing with fire
by giving in to his desire
He stripped off his drawers
while in the outdoors
and streaked in pale wrinkled attire.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Meow in F Sharp

A fellow was in a bad mood,
his cello was sad and unglued,
when played it would moan
and groan and would drone,
like a cat with a bad attitude.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Daily Tweet

Bluebirds; there was always a male and a female
Mockingbirds; there was always a male and a female
Robins; there was always a male and a female
Cardinals; there was always a male and a female
Mourning Doves; there was always a male and a female.....

Even the unexperienced bird watcher knows that the above mentioned birds mostly, if not always seem to arrive in pairs; wherever you would see the male or female of the bird, sure enough in plain eyesight you could always see the opposite in trail or just ahead of the other.  For years this has been a common sight as I would sit on my back porch each morning however for some reason I've noticed (I obviously have too much time on my hands to ponder things) that there now seems to be only one of these birds coming each morning as well as late afternoon/evening.  Perhaps it's not mating season and they're just out doing their own things; I'm not sure.  All I know is that things seem different for the birds too and I now have what looks like a singles hangout in my yard.  I think I've finally lost it now that I'm seeing single birds!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Time's up!

A man thought it time to take stock
of the date as he set his clock
his taxes filed late
he knew not his fate
He'd better call H&R Block

Monday, May 2, 2011

Can't trust internet dating sites!

A gal had to cancel her plan
to study in depth the Koran
Osama now dead
was shot in the head
He'd said he now lived in Bhutan

Monday, March 21, 2011

poor guy

A fellow was terribly late,
at his age he still longed for a date,
frequently he did try,
though more often he'd cry,
"Man's not a chap til getting a mate!"

Tuesday, February 1, 2011


A man who was terribly vain
thought he needed a spanking new name
when faced with the change,
paperwork so deranged,
he decided to keep it the same