Camel Juice

Twinkle, twinkle, little sheik
you think you've got us up a creek
Costs above the dunes so high
like a golden bullion pie

Twinkle, twinkle, little tsar
keep your oil right where you are
If I need to walk for miles
blisters yes, but you'll see smiles

Choices slim, but they are there
don't include your palace chair
Twinkle, twinkle, little prince
thoughts of you just make me wince

It's our fault, I place no blame
but don't you think that it's a shame
For any country to have to
rely upon a petting zoo

Twinkle, twinkle little Prez'
please heed what your nation says.